It will handle your socials, chats, your agenda, your website, your credit card, your vacations, your photos from the moment of activation to well after death…
All so you can spend more time generating value for your masters and overlords. Huzzah, we’ve eliminated the pesky scourge of free time!
Also so they can easily predict who is with them and who is against them. Who’s got the hot new ideas so they can beat them to market. Who might challenge the status quo.
Who’s got the hot new ideas so they can beat them to market.
Well, there’s an absolutely plausible motive that I hadn’t considered, yet. Fuuuuuuck.
If they marketed “Agentic AI” as a way for someone to disappear from the internet entirely and be replaced by AI, I’d finally get onboard.
Basically don’t know how to interpret “autobrowse” in any other way. Bit like “autopilot”, you “should” have the hands on the steering wheel but…
I loathe (couldn’t figure out a synonym more than that) the word agentic. It sums up everything bad and wrong about AI.
“Let’s give everyone an army of spambots! What could go wrong?”
I’m gonna start reading books again.
I don’t know if he joking or not but seriously I started reading again regularly like a year ish ago and I think my attention span getting better. Just not spending as much time scrolling bullshit is a big W along with practicing a longer attention span weather it’s reading or something else. Go get a terry pratchet book !
You know what this is launching just in time for?
Tax season.
Cue* 10 million people getting audited because they let their browser file their taxes for them.
lol as if the IRS is going to audit anyone now.
They will if you’re not a rich fascist.
they just don’t have enough people. maybe they would target rich democrats, but in general audits are going to go way down out of necessity.
Although one day even the fascists will realize there has to be income, no one’s been collecting from the plebs, so they’ll go back through… getting audited for multiple past years at once isn’t fun, trust and believe. So be as honest as your AI will make you.
Here’s hoping they’ll use the same model as their clients…
Cue.
Yeah, I realized that as soon as I posted it.
These companies are all tone deaf
Its more than tone. They are just deaf dumb and stupid when it comes to what their users are saying.
