The river stole the gods.

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second.

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.

The steamer ran down the beach as the kite flew behind it.

There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal.

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof.

Today I heard something new and unmemorable.

He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.