A ‘smart toilet’? What the hell does a toilet need to be smart for? And then, cherry on top, toilet and camera in the same sentence. The world needs to end.
A trip to japan may reveal that smart may not be a thing but borderline magical just might be.
It’s literally that Simpsons in Japan episode.
The average person is most likely to be familiar with E2EE through messaging apps, like Signal
An even more average person is most likely to wonder why you’re taking pictures of their poop in the first place.
I’m sorry… a smart toilet camera? WTF??
Awaiting the camera that inspects your feet for issues and no-other-reason in 3… 2…
Never install a camera in a bathroom
Like, you don’t install anthrax in a maternity ward
Well, I can see some use cases. But they’re usually not pointed down in the bowl.
I don’t know what’s funnier. A “smart toilet” or the fucking moron that is dumb enough to buy one.
“Enshittyfication” - now in its natural environment…
Rich people are insane. Why pay extra to stream a butt hole camera?
That’s just what they mean when they say The Bold Look of Kohler.
please get in line for Mandatory Penis Inspection
Just make sure Keegan Michael Key is around to help reboot your smart toilet https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE
