AI CEO – Replace Your Boss Before They Replace You
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"AI CEOs generate thought leadership at the push of a button

Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence."

  • Treczoks@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    6 days ago

    “Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence” - Thank you for this wonderful quote, applicable to nearly all Harvard MBAs.

  • Buffalox@lemmy.worldEnglish
    471·
    8 days ago

    Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence.

    Just like a real CEO.

    • jj4211@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      6 days ago

      I think an ai could outperform my executives.

      One of them sent out an email about how we weren’t making enough money. But don’t worry, he has a strategy that we will execute on and fix it.

      The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time… That is literally it. Not even picking “high value” versus “high volume”, just a declaration that we can do both. If this genius plan doesn’t work, it’s just because the sales people failed to execute against his brilliant strategy well enough.

      • Buffalox@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        6 days ago

        The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time

        Good strategy if he can pull it off. 🤣🤣🤣

  • 7112@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    7 days ago

    AI is basically going to be… “It wasn’t me it was the robot” argument.

    I’m not a racist…

    I didn’t push the company to lower safety standards…

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman…

    And so on. Behind the scenes it will be the same crap but now they can escape blame with AI.