It’s unlikely to be anything close to what the headline fuels to the imagination, but it’s good to read about some nice actual scary stuff instead of the calculator that Sam Altman put googly eyes and a miniskirt on and keeps claiming will kill us all.

I trained a series of human neurons to play doom when I was 7. They really need to step it up.

“sir we got it to communicate!”

“Excellent Bill, what is it saying?!”

“Kill. Me.”

“Oh shit.”

Wait till they take over.