“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.”
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For elon branded tech, this makes perfect sence.
I asked Google’s AI about the best rectal nutrition. Here’s its answer:
Was that so hard?
It could be harder…
Right?
So that’s why they were watering their plants with gatorade in Idiocracy.
Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND… vitamin kink!
Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!
(thanks Grok!)
simply rebrand it to xxxAI
Isn’t DOGE or whatever supposed to be conserving money? Doesn’t AI burn money? Is that why DOGE fired all of those people?
No. The point of DOGE was to purge leftists from public service and exfiltrate controlled personal information about Americans to Palantir and friends.
To kids? Because, that would be par for the course.
We can’t buy RAM, so computers can recommend vegetable anal probes?
Headlines in the future are weird.
Ai is so overhyped
I mean… It seems 404 Media explicitly asked Grok about inserting food up your rectum.
okay it wasn’t grok being creepy it was 404 being creepy?
only way you can make some people eat their carrots and cucumbers
I’m convinced he’s bored Grok is his ultimate troll.
Should I post the gif of Randy pooping out his mouth, or nah?
