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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • The planting season is happening right now

    Which means the planting supplies were lined up months ago. This will be a next-year thing if it cannot be corrected for in time.

    The LNG plants are going to take years to repair

    One section of one country’s exports in a global economy. And that’s ignoring the fact that the Straight isn’t shut down for everyone. The IRGC is negotiating passage for a bunch of unaligned states. Pakistan is going to get their fertilizer. China and Russia will get their supplies. Italy and Spain will be fine. It’s the US-Israel block that’s in trouble. And given how much fertilizer the US produces domestically, not even that much trouble.

    However, some developing countries will have genuine shortages.

    The biggest threat to developing countries is western intervention. The famines happening along the Horn of Africa are the direct result of US, Israeli, and Qatari backed military interventions.


  • There’s almost certainly going to be a farming crisis

    Over a long enough timeline, sure.

    We’ve already seen egg prices skyrocket thanks to bird flu and beef production sag due to drought and Texas Cattle Fever. I have no doubt we’ll continue to see agricultural productivity drag as ecological conditions worsen.

    But the fixation on the Straight of Hormuz as a but-for cause to a global agricultural crash jumps the gun for a host of reasons. The most notable of which is that we heavily overproduce agricultural goods and end up subsidizing their wholesale prices. The biggest problems populations have with famine in the modern era is of storage, distribution, and financialization, not raw productivity. A hiccup in the supply of nitrogen rich fertilizer isn’t going to empty anyone’s shelves.






  • Well, but that’s impossible. In China, he won’t have any freedom. He needs to stay in the United States where he can pursue research into biology and medic- door bang

    shouts of military police

    repeated gunfire

    screams of terrified research assistants

    confused orders from multiple officers at once

    more gunfire

    moaning from injured civilians

    more gunfire

    radio chatter from officers

    “Yeah, they were armed. Looks like syringes and a bunson burner. Yes. All illegal. Yes, we’re cleaning up now. No need to report this up the chain, they already know. Signing out.”








  • That‘s just how Chinese propaganda operates

    A KGB spy and a CIA agent meet up in a bar for a friendly drink

    “I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.

    “Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”

    The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”



  • Washington has been aware of the problem for months. One US official told Semafor, “It’s something we expected and anticipated"

    The same official stressed that the United States is not facing similar shortages and retains significant interceptor reserves. The comment comes amid growing concern that a prolonged war with Iran could rapidly drain missile defence supplies.

    Israel: “Our plan is to ally with a bunch of fascist evangelical antisemites and conquer the Middle East”

    America: shoves Israel in front of a barrage of ballistic missiles

    Israel: “Who could have predicted this?!”

    America: “It’s literally in the Bible that you get destroyed. Duh.”


  • within three to five years

    That’s tech speak for “never”

    The technology, developed by Borui Kang Medical Technology (Shanghai), is designed to restore hand-movement capabilities in individuals suffering from paralysis.

    Specifically, the system targets patients with quadriplegia resulting from cervical spinal cord injuries, enabling them to regain hand-grasping ability through the use of a specialised glove.

    Incredible technology, nonetheless.

    But crazy to think this would be a commercial public service any time soon